Search goes on for missing sharks

In a mysterious development, the celebrity sharks have gone missing from Hoi Ha Wan Marine Park – apparently they haven’t been seen for days. Shark expert and Sai Kung’s very own action man, Charlie Frew has been helping to look for them, but to no avail. Some folks have started to gossip about kidnap, but without a ransom note that seems unlikely. We wonder if Charlie is looking in the wrong place for these sharks: perhaps he should be checking out the local rehab clinics and combing through police traffic records for dangerous marine creatures caught speeding whilst under the influence of alcohol.